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I always wish the hotels were like they are in movies and TV shows, where if you're in Paris, right outside your window is the Eiffel Tower. In Egypt, the pyramids are right there. In the movies, every hotel has a monument right outside your window. My hotel rooms overlook the garbage dumpster in the back alley.
— Gilbert Gottfried
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If I could cause world peace by taking someone out to lunch, I'd go, 'Well, war isn't that terrible.'
— Gilbert Gottfried
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I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands.
— Gilbert Gottfried
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If you're a lead actor, people are just waiting to say 'you're too old' or 'you're too unhip.' If you're a supporting actor, you can just work forever.
— Gilbert Gottfried
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My Bubbie lived to 104, which is probably a little too old to consider a ripe old age, because she had already started to turn. I still say she died young.
— Gilbert Gottfried
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There definitely is exposure in reality shows, but the exposure will basically get you more reality shows.
— Gilbert Gottfried
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