I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.
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If I could cause world peace by taking someone out to lunch, I'd go, 'Well, war isn't that terrible.'
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I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands.
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If you're a lead actor, people are just waiting to say 'you're too old' or 'you're too unhip.' If you're a supporting actor, you can just work forever.
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My Bubbie lived to 104, which is probably a little too old to consider a ripe old age, because she had already started to turn. I still say she died young.
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There definitely is exposure in reality shows, but the exposure will basically get you more reality shows.
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