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I guess if they ever do a remake of 'Sophie's Choice,' I could play the Meryl Streep part. I've got to work on my Polish accent. Maybe I'll be the definitive King Lear one day. You know, if they ever feel that King Lear should be more Jewy.
— Gilbert Gottfried
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If I could cause world peace by taking someone out to lunch, I'd go, 'Well, war isn't that terrible.'
— Gilbert Gottfried
Tags: go, world, war, peace
I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands.
— Gilbert Gottfried
Tags: hands, think, people, time
If you're a lead actor, people are just waiting to say 'you're too old' or 'you're too unhip.' If you're a supporting actor, you can just work forever.
— Gilbert Gottfried
Tags: people, you, waiting, work
My Bubbie lived to 104, which is probably a little too old to consider a ripe old age, because she had already started to turn. I still say she died young.
— Gilbert Gottfried
Tags: she, say, old-age, age
There definitely is exposure in reality shows, but the exposure will basically get you more reality shows.
— Gilbert Gottfried
Tags: more, will, reality, you
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