I didn't realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking.
Politics is just show business for ugly people.
Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner.
My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
