Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.
The trouble ain't that people are ignorant: it's that they know so much that ain't so.
Life consists not in holding good cards, but in playing those you do hold well.
Debt is a trap which man sets and baits himself, and then deliberately gets into.
The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.