A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined...... Quote by "Kin Hubbard"

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
— Kin Hubbard

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
— Kin Hubbard

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
— Kin Hubbard

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It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.
— Kin Hubbard

Tags: advertising, police, game, today

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
— Kin Hubbard

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Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
— Kin Hubbard

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