Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.
America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.
Perception is created and twisted so quickly.
I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.
To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.
Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really well to get a good performance out of them. But, if you have a comedian on the set, you can tell them, 'Hey, you really are screwing this up,' and then they just get better.
