Middle age: when you're sitting at home on...... Quote by "Ogden Nash"

Middle age: when you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
— Ogden Nash

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I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.
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Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
— Ogden Nash

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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
— Ogden Nash

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
— Ogden Nash

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Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
— Ogden Nash

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