There is an old show business saying which warns never to work with animals or children, but nobody prepared me for Molly Meldrum.
Do you seriously expect me to be the first Prince of Wales in history not to have a mistress?
Women are not automatically second-class citizens because they live in Islamic countries. We cannot judge the position of women in Islam aright if we take the most conservative Islamic states as representative of the whole.
That's called a microphone. It's a big sausage that picks up everything you say - and you're starting early.
I'm not very good at being a performing monkey.
As you may possibly have noticed from time to time, I have tended to make a habit of sticking my head above the parapet and generally getting it shot off for pointing out what has always been blindingly obvious to me.
