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I had the worst birthday party ever when I was a child because my parents hired a pony to give rides. And these ponies are never in good health. But this one dropped dead. It just wasn't much fun after that. One kid would sit on him and the rest of us would drag him around.
— Rita Rudner
Tags: parents, good-health, health, birthday, good

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Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
— Rita Rudner
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Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
— Rita Rudner
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I have to visualise my jokes, live my jokes, feel the audience because every audience is different. It's like having a different dancing partner every night.
— Rita Rudner
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On my tombstone it will say: 'I tried everything - nothing was easy.'
— Rita Rudner
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Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before.
— Rita Rudner
Tags: taste, better, day, mother
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