Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady. -'Rhett
Wouldn’t you rather play chess, Ma’am?....It’s less destructive of clothes.
If you neglected to warn Djetth beforehand that you were going to shoot him down, Your Highness, he may consider you in breach of contract... -- Rhett
As a rule of thumb, it was always safer if the Commander-in-Chief formulated a risky plan.
Never ask a question if you don’t know the answer. — Rhett
Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover does not count as more than one “date”…