Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
So good it'll make you ink.
Squeal team six.
Because I'm a giver.
I like mine well hung.
For those hard to reach places.
Free beard rides available, inquire within.
The capsules of the geranium furnish admirable barometers. Fasten the beard, when fully ripe, upon a stand, and it will twist itself or untwist, according as the air is moist or dry.
I've been trying to cut down on caffeine because it seems to aggravate my middle-age-onset acne, but I'm too tired to care. I'm growing a beard to hide it.
Return to your friends and tell them that we came here with no peaceful intent, but ready for battle, and determined to avenge our own wrongs and set our country free. Let your masters come and attack us: we are ready to meet them beard to beard.
There was an old man with a beard, who said: 'It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, four larks and a wren have all built their nests in my beard.
I had the only beard in the Western Hemisphere that made Bob Dylan's look good.
There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard.
Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there!
When I was a kid, I had this idea that I would have a beard when I got older. I thought it'd be nice to rub my chin.
The American Race is marked by a brown complexion; long, black, lank hair; and deficient beard.
Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard.
I don't want to be the guy who's 50-something years old sitting in front of a microphone with my beard dyed black and my hat on backwards, yo-yo-yoing.
At the Harvard Business School, I really felt I had gained the ability to resolve difficult issues. But I also felt that I wasn't in the mainstream with my fellow students. During job-hunting season, for example, everybody shaved their beards for interviews. I thought, 'This is crazy.' So I grew a beard.
A decent beard has long been the number one must-have fashion item for any fugitive from justice.
