Quotes Tagged "black-humor"

Zoroastrianism? Oh, there’s never been but a few hundred thousand of them at any one time, mostly located in Iran and India, but that’s it. The one true faith. If you’re not a Zoroastrian, I’m afraid you are bound for Hell.
Tags: truth, religion, mormonism, lds, jesus, hell, christians, christianity, black-humor
Neighbours complaining about someone’s dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her bed at least a fortnight before and there hadn’t been much left of the old girl worth eating.
Tags: racket, noise, neighbours, neighbors, hunger, humor, food, eating, dying, dogs, dog, death, black-humor, barking
In a multiverse where in every choice you have to make a new universe spawns for every choice you make I certainly leave in the one where I made a chain of every wrong choice possible
Tags: science-fiction, science, humor, black-humor