Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site.
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.
If you think it's going to rain, it will.
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
Even if things aren't going the way we want right now, we will always get through it.
I'm either going to be a writer or a bum.
If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
You can't learn in school what the world is going to do next year.
Only your goals will keep you going.
Time keeps me going.
People call to keep me abreast of what's going on.
My sister-in-law believes that few narratives are so tightly constructed that you can't skip boring bits and still keep abreast of what's going on.
If you're a scientist, and you have to have an answer, even in the absence of data, you're not going to be a good scientist.
If you're going to get into social criticism with absurdity and satire, you can't be politically correct when you do that.
I wouldn't have been able to move to L.A. if I felt I was going to lose my identity as a New Jerseyian. My accent has gotten thicker since I've lived here.
I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim.
I'm going to accomplish my dreams.
Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion.
I don't think I've ever felt that same kind of peace, the kind of serenity that I felt after acknowledging that maybe I was going to die of this TB.
