I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them.
I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
For me, the dumbest rule is that you can't chew gum in school.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
On close inspection, this device turned out to be a funereal juke box - the result of mixing Lloyd's of London with the principle of the chewing gum dispenser.
I hate mouth noises of all kinds - chewing, swallowing, gum smacking, heavy breathing.
Jason Sudeikis is always chewing gum.
Some television programs are so much chewing gum for the eyes.
I auditioned for everything. It was daily, relentless. Independent films, chewing gum commercials, television shows.
I can't live without Eucerin cream, lip gloss, gum, nail polish, and sparkly things.
