Quotes Tagged "humorous-quotes"

Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys.

Life can be so beautiful and wickedly cruel all at the same time. For it allows us to see what it is we want to see, before the truth comes along and smacks us hard in the face with a sledgehammer.

Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.

You have life and liberty but you have to get up off your butt to pursue your own happiness. It's not going to be handed to you.

But that's the point, Amy. It's easy to love someone when they're on their best behaviour — you can do that in your sleep. The real test is when they're — to use Neeve's expression — a pain in the hole. That's what love actually means.

I will always laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself.

I will always laugh with you, when you make a fool of yourself.

Perhaps the best thing for the princess would have been to fall in love. But how a princess who had no gravity could fall into anything is a difficulty–perhaps the difficulty.

A woman on an online dating site asked if I'd ever had an STD. I told her my high school prom date was named 'Chlamydia.

Si el universo fuese un vestido,¿cuál te pondrías esta noche?