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Quotes Tagged "misattributed-mark-twain"

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
— Narcotics Anonymous
Tags: misattributed-to-einstein, misattributed-mark-twain, misattributed-ben-franklin, life, insanity, humor
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
— H. Jackson Brown Jr. P.S. I Love You
Tags: sail, misattributed-mark-twain, explore, dreams, dream, disappointment, disappointed, actions
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
— Benjamin Franklin Wade
Tags: theology, philosophy, misattributed-mark-twain, humor
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
— Mark Twain
Tags: truth, misattributed-mark-twain
Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.
— Markus Herz
Tags: misprints, misattributed-mark-twain, humor, health, books
There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.
— Benjamin Disraeli
Tags: truth, statistics, misattributed-mark-twain, lying, lies, attributed-no-source
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
— Mark Twain
Tags: newspapers, misattributed-mark-twain
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