Wit beyond measure is manβs greatest treasure.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Don't let the muggles get you down.
Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.
He drew a circle that shut me out- Heretic, rebel, a thing to flout. But love and I had the wit to win: We drew a circle and took him In!
You can con God and get away with it, Granny said, if you do so with charm and wit. If you live your life with imagination and verve, God will play along just to see what outrageously entertaining thing you'll do next.
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.
Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.
A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle.
Thereβs a fine line between support and stalking and letβs all stay on the right side of that.
Why hasn't anyone killed him yet?β βDumb luck,β Wit said. βIn that Iβm lucky youβre all so dumb.
A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
If Christ were here there is one thing he would not beβa Christian.
Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
Wit is educated insolence.
