Here's a rule I recommend. Never practice two vices at once.
My heart is as pure as the driven slush.
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it. If I had to live my life again I'd make all the same mistakes - only sooner.
It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work - the night watchman.
I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.
