Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize.
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.
I'm not tempted to write a song about George W. Bush. I couldn't figure out what sort of song I would write. That's the problem: I don't want to satirise George Bush and his puppeteers, I want to vaporise them.
Life is like a sewer: what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
You can't be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.
The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.
