Everyone hooks up with George Clooney. He's a genuinely cool guy. He's using his powers for good.
The Spirit Awards are great too, they'll say anything because they're not televised. Another great drinking night.
Stephen King writes a lot of things that are really charming and quirky, and that are more ironic than horror.
Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good God, I'm the cheese.
I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.
We thought sex was free. Sex is not free. There's a price to be paid emotionally, physically, even legally. Sex isn't a casual thing. It's a huge thing.
