Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.
Sex is a two-way treat.
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.
Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.
