...and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, 'That was fine'. And your life is a long line of fine.
We do not need to strive to be average.
In one century, we've added 28 years to our average life span - a change so rapid that our brains couldn't possibly have evolved to accommodate it.
What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult.
The average IQ in America is - and this can be proven mathematically - average.
For the average home-user, anti-virus software is a must.
Nevertheless, it is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
Americans are apt to be unduly interested in discovering what average opinion believes average opinion to be.
In the Arctic, things are already getting freaky. Temperatures have warmed three times faster than the global average.
I wasn't your average kid. I was signing autographs in Japan at 12.
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
I've always had a problem with the average macho man - they've always been a threat to me.
The healthiest competition occurs when average people win by putting above average effort.
The average American doesn't realize how much of the laws are written by lobbyists.
The average American is nothing if not patriotic.
There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
In reality, serial killers are of average intelligence.
Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.
I do not put my tastes as incredibly expensive, but they are incredibly expensive for an average man.
It's not the average people that come to my show.